28th Jul 201409:55178,485 notes

him:

*replies back 10mins later*

me:

*replies back 20mins later cuz he wanna play games wit me*
18th Jun 201401:00216,160 notes

(via ridge)

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

(via cuntykushhooker)

15th Jun 201423:2396,630 notes
13th Jun 201402:0875,224 notes
12th Jun 201401:07455,470 notes

the-anal-rapist:

Me @ family dinners…

(via bieberthedealer)

As the good book commands. John 3:16- Call your order in (at Rhubarb Festival Aledo,Il)
7th Jun 201412:10
4th Jun 201410:1324,148 notes
Guess who just won first place in a drag competition? (at Champaign-Urbana)
2nd Jun 201402:17
23rd May 201420:3941,463 notes

by  nicole richie


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